No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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