He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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