All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I had to cum in my sink.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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