Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Two words: nipple clamps
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