i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
pray to the hookup gods
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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