weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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