Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I have tasted many bathrooms
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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