As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
