We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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