Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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