Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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