Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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