dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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