I don't usually arrange sex via text message
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
