Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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