: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
of course. lets lasso hookers.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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