He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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