I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
did you just send me my own nude
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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