Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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