But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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