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filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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