last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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