Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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