It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I think your dad took our porno
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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