Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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