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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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