That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
