none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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