And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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