No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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