They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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