Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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