You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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