So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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