69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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