So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I believe in your delicious
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
