I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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