just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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