i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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