I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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