What a fucking waste of an outfit
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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