SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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