is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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