i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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