i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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