I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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