The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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