So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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