nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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