does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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