Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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