just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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