this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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