singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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