So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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