dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
