i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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